Milton Bradley was a Sadist

Chutes and Ladders
Are you sure?
Can't we just play Hi Ho Cherry-O?
Oh, okay. Just one game.
Go!

Four!
One, two-
No, put the piece down it's not your turn-
Three, four.

Five!
One-
No, keep going
That's not your slide-
Two, three, four, five.

Three!
Oh thank god!
You saved a cat!
Climb that ladder, girl!

Six!!
One, two-
No, now you're going the other way-
Three, four, five, six....
Oh, thin ice?!
Really?!

Two!
Pick your girl up.
No, she's not supposed to be dancing.
It's just two spaces.
Come on.
One-
You just want me to move it for you?
Okay.

Four!
What?
You want me to move your girl, too?
Sigh.

Ninety-eight.
Ninety-nine.
One hundred!!

What's that?
End the game by exact count only?
You're @&$$@@ kidding me!