Slippin', Slidin'

Using a "Slip And Slide" seems like an easy concept to grasp,

Step 1 - run

Step 2 - dive

Step 3 - slide

Step 4 - laugh maniacally with glee

Repeat.

The three year old instructions seem to be:

Step 1 - run onto the mat

Step 2 - come to a full and complete stop

Step 3 - fall on your bottom

Step 4 - slowly scoot to the end of the mat

Step 5 - laugh maniacally with glee

Repeat.

At least the end result is the same.