If a Tree Falls...(haiku)

If there are four kids
In your house how do you know
When the toilet's broke

Panic

Wait-
    come here

You failed to put on
A pull up before bed last night?

Oh

Everything's dry

Parental Guidance Suggested

Hey little buddy
A friendly piece of advice
When you use this hotel TP
You should fold it over at least twice

Incoming

You're coming to town!  That's great!
Do you want to crash on my couch?

The kids get up before 7

You might hear
loud singing
barking
screeching
crying

Sometimes there is pee on the bathroom floor.

Can I stay with you at the hotel?