I am surprised
That no one has written
The Divine Comedy - Parents Edition
I am certain that
Carrying your toddler on your shoulder
To your car
In the parking lot of school
While she is screaming at the top of her lungs
Directly into your ear
Because someone threw away her last pretzel
Surrounded by most of the grown ups you know and like
The screaming intensifying with each buckle of the five point restraint
While being rained on
Would probably be near the top
Or is it bottom
It's been awhile since high school
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